random snippets from my phone

Not in chronological order...

"Yeah i bet you lurve it well violent, freak..."

"Yep.It's a jungle out there... Sharp haircut is almost more important than sharp elbows x"

"She couldnt move her limbs at all. She was simply too battered & bruised.A timid squeal of agony escaped her lips..."

"Aye,that would b grand.New toys do indeed illicit urgent urges 2 play. And one rarely gets bored of playing...I await a more auspicious moment.. x"

"Come!"

"Ha ha, No. I'm suspending someone by meat hooks underneath a dinner table. . . Show at fetish event in b'ham on weekend. me? Shake my booty in public? Ha!"

"As she turned the key, she felt a tight grip round her neck. Then the blade in her back..."

"Do they do zebra flavour? ;) i'll trust ur judgement,my dear.Kitten heels?In ur dreams.All action commando socks adorn my feet..."

"Affirmative,sir. "

"Slammed my friend. off to paris in am, back sat. dinner at mine next tues? m x "

"Hi boyz. Intimate Fem Slumber Party 2moro wiv moi, xxxxx + xxxxxx. Allowed in 4 10mins only, 9-12pm. Be seen not heard. Bring choc or die! : ) Txt 4 addy x x"

"Where are you ? Would not mind your gorgeous hands touching my strong arms ? "

"sulking ? Dont... Its camera phone. . ."

"On way home. You cool chicken ?"

"You are a bad dog xxx. Remember threesome action ? We have to stop, wild girl. . . "

"So how are you, little cute goat ?"

"On your travels, see if you can spot a billboard advertising: house of wax, some movie. . . Talk about shooting your load. . ."

"God If I'd known, I'd have stayed in town and snatched you . . ."